Could Sh*t be the Answer to Bipolar Disorder?

Published on January 23, 2018 under bipolar

What does poop have to do with Bipolar Disorder.  Read this to find out.

I’m not taking about how shitty Bipolar Disorder can be in the shitty times, but how shit can possibly make the shitty times less shitty.  Therefore, there would be less shitty times in Bipolar Disorder.  This sounds like a positive feedback shit loop.

Here’s how I came upon this shit.

This is my poop pencil case.

I just finished listening to the rest of the audio book called “Brain Maker” by Dr. David Permutter and at the end of it (haha) he pushes (haha) the idea of FMT, or Fecal Microbial Transplant (haha fecal).  This is a procedure where healthy shit from a healthy person is inserted into the shit hole (haha) of an unhealthy person in hopes that it will fix that persons shitty life and resolve all their symptoms and shit.  According to Dr. Perlmutter, this is exactly what happened for people in several case studies ranging from shitty Tourette’s Syndrome, someone else with a hole (haha) shit mix of symptoms, to near the top of worst shit that can happen like Multiple Sclerosis.

I don’t have any of that kind of shit wrong with me butt I decided to google “FMT and Bipolar” as the audiobook was wrapping shit up.  To my delight, there is someone actually studying this shit right here in one of the least shitty countries in the world, Canada!!

The study is called “Safety and Efficacy of Fecal Microbiota Transplantation in a Population With Bipolar Disorder”

If this shit interests you, here is the link:

If you live in near Toronto, there could be a chance it’s not too late to sign up for this shit.

Unfortunately the results won’t be out until they get all their shit together in September of 2019.  I put a reminder in my ical because I’m seriously curious about this shit.  I even emailed one of the contacts to see if there is a contact list to be kept informed of when this shit is all wrapped up and I can find out if someone else’s shit might help my shitty times be less shitty.

I developed my own theory:  We’ve reach a critical mASS where it is indeed now better to not wash our hands so we inoculate each other with our ass-biotics on a daily basis.  This will result in, instead of having the huge populations of chronically ill zombies that we currently see now, we’ll have a smaller robust population of energetic human beings named Homo EnergetiASS (I made that up just now) as some will unfortunately pass due to infections if they do not exchange enough ass particles to remain healthy.  We’ve got it all ass backwards.  Instead, if we extrapolate the current trajectory, we’ll soon be swapping excrement at our doo-dooTERRA parties.

And in case you are wondering, I would accept a shit transplant in order to treat this shitty Bipolar Disorder.  So hopefully they find that this shit works for bipolar depression!!!  (Can you tell I like toilet humour?)

I hope this post lead you to never give up hope for some kind of relief.  It could be as simple as asking a friend for some of their shit.

And if you don’t want to wait for this shit, take some probiotics, get permission from your doctor to do a probiotic enema, make some sauerkraut, eat some kimchi, get some prebiotics, drink water without that chlorine shit, and other shit like that.  I’m going to do all this soon and give my microbiome a chance to make a less shitty brain.

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